One day, when I apparently had nothing better to do, I was thinking about Trojan condoms. And it occured to me that that is a really bad name for a condom.
Now entering Fruedian Territory
Think of the Trojan Horse. What did it do?
It infiltrated the city of Troy, and then, once that thing was in there, all the guys jumped out of the horse and attacked the unsuspecting Trojans.
Does this sound like something anybody would want to have happen with a trusted condom?