All I want to say right now is that stuff really sucks.
And yes, I know getting married is a fun, joyous, blessed, whatever event that many people are attempting to make very plesant for me.
However, stuff still sucks and those people would agree.
Incidentally, how petty is it to use an offhand gift to try and teach someone a lesson? You must be some kind of passive-aggressive...
In conclusion, stuff sucks.
Don't worry. I won't be a burden on you people for much longer.