My mom just wrote me and said that the Queen musical We Will Rock You is no longer playing in Las Vegas. The whole fucking reason I wanted to go fucking Las Vegas.
Fuckity fuck.
It is apparently being replaced by The Producers which of course won't open until after we're there. Spamalot opens in March (long after we're there), Avenue Q closed earlier this year, Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engval, & Ron White will be there this Sunday (we won't), and the Blue Man Group, and the Cirque Beatles show are ungodly expensive.