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My Super-Great Body
08.20.07 (10:25 pm)   [edit]
So, because no one bothered to to turn the TV off after Cops (which is exactly what advertisers/programmers hope for) I am sorta watching Tyra Banks Show with this fashion designer who's pushing his book. The whole point of the show, seemingly well-inteneded enough, is to make every woman just feel super-great about their body! Yay!

Here is how Tyra intends to make me feel super-great:
She picked some girls that claim to hate their bodies (but I suspect are actually just actresses or models), but are diversely shaped and complain that they don't look like the girls in the magazines who get to wear clothes by top fashion designers like the book-guy. To show them just how super-great their bodies are, these 4 girls get to wear dresses designed for their super-great body types.
The lesson is of course everyone has a super-great body and can be sexy...provided that they can afford clothes by the designer book-guy. Everyone else is SOL. Sorry! But don't forget when you are stuck shopping at Target instead of Harrod's just how super-great your body is.

What else? They show off the designer book-guy's dresses, which are all dresses worn by the waif-types we are supposed to be rallying against tonight. (But my body is still super-great!)

Alls I knows is the doctor nurse practitioner told me I'm too fat "my body mass index is too high." But it's OK that I will probably get diabetes and become morbidly obese so that I can't even fit into XXL clothes at Target, because my body is super-great.

And that is why I am failing miserably at only eating 1500 calories a day...

Current Mood:whatever...
what's on:The Simpsons - Who Shot Mr. Burns
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