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| Abolishing the phrase PLUS SIZE |
| 01.21.05 (7:48 pm) [edit] |
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Old Navy has decided that heifers such as myself have a right to trendy clothes. However, zaftig people are not allowed (at least at this point) to shop amongst the rest of the stupid cute people. So we shall be resolved to determine in front of our computers how something fits. Perhaps there will come a time where the curvaceous will not be quietly shuffled off to our own little corners of the mall but can shop amongst the small-of-waist and tiny-of-butt. Watch, when "Plus size" does come to Old Navy, it won't be nicely integrated in with the rest of the merchandise, it will be shoved in the back of the store so as not to offend the cute people with mysterious disposable income. What does "plus" mean anyway? If you are annorexially skinny, you are not negative (although you should be; you should be given such an unfavorable label to indicate that you are outside of some ideal range). No, you get to be something cute, and French, petite. Sounds like a pastel-colored pastry with a little frosting flower on it. If you are beyond that range, you are plus it's almost like an inconvinience; they have to add something extra to the store just to accomodate your fatass. I don't want to plus I want to be zoftig, or better yet something French like those petite bitches. I want to be embonpoint (pronounce it, รคn-bOn-pwan!). That sounds like a type of red wine or something. That sounds like something more pleasant to be. Current Mood:  Whatever; no one will comment on my rants anyway.What's on: Bernie Mac - Keep It on the Short Grass |
posted by: Bun-Bun (reply)
post date: 01.23.05 (7:40 pm)
"No one will comment on my rants anyway"? Give me a break. Stop whining. You are lovely. You have a great boyfriend. Your parents, although annoying at times, are giving you the opportunity to go to college at their expense...something truly valuable and not available to everyone. You have a car. You have some cash. You have freedom to go to the places you love, such as SF, on weekends. You have many people who care about you. Wake up and look around you. I'm sadder and sadder that you can't see how fortunate you are.
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